Instructify

Remember that scene in The Shining when the elevator doors open up and all that blood comes flooding out? In your case, imagine the sliding doors of a Staples or OfficeMax and instead of blood imagine paper and post-it notes pouring out. And your desk was sitting directly in the path of the avalanche.

I shouldn’t have laughed when you called your desk “organized chaos.” I was just trying to be polite. It wasn’t that funny and I’ve heard people say it before, but it’s pretty uncomfortable for both parties when jokes sink like lead balloons. But the worst part about my laughing at your description is that I fear I may have enabled you to continue spending so much of your workday in such a cluttered mess. Let’s face it: your work area is a mess and all of your colleagues are starting to talk.

For your sake, for everyone’s sake, pay a visit to MyStickies.com. You can finally get rid of some of those post-its you have all over your monitor. MyStickies lets you post a sticky note directly on the web page you visit, which really helps you pinpoint what’s important to you on the page. Do you have a million pages bookmarked in your browser? And, like me, sometimes you can’t remember why you bookmarked it to begin with? This will help remedy that mess too.

So, please, clean up your workspace. You don’t want to look like some caricature from a Dilbert comic. And maybe you’ll be free to personalize your space once everything is Clean and Relaxed. –NICK YINGLING

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