
Oh, what was that you say? Your third laptop was stolen from you for the third time in a row!? How terribly unfortunate for you… Maybe someone is trying to gaslight you, make you go insane and swindle you out of your rightful inheritance! This whole affair reminds me of a similar crime I once solved. I was summoned to the grim moor outside of the manor of Sit Charles Baskerville…no, wait, that was The Hound of the Baskervilles. No, the mystery I’m thinking of was when I was visiting Hong Kong…no, wait, that one was Rush Hour 2. Okay the point I’m trying to make is that next time your laptop is missing or stolen we can solve the mystery quickly and easily.
Adeona, named for the Roman goddess of safe returns, is an open source system for tracking the location of your missing laptop. Created from research at The University of Washington, Adeona FREE to use. By storing location updates and continually monitoring the location, Adeona amounts to a LoJack for your laptop.
It was also built with keeping users’ privacy in mind: there is no commercial entity involved, the location data is encrypted & anonymous and the location information is available only to the owner. So you don’t have to worry that any secret shadow organizations are covertly tracking your movements. (You should still be concerned about MOLEMEN, however).
As if this weren’t cool and useful enough, Mac users get the bonus of utilizing their Mac’s iSight camera along with some freeware tools provided on the Adeona website. A picture is taken if the dastardly villain uses the laptop! Now you have all the evidence for what criminal prosecutors call a “slam dunk,” or, what NBA players call “the legal system’s equivalent to a particularly powerful, crowd-pleasing method of scoring points.”
This is helpful for students on their own laptops, personal or school-issued. But it might be even more valuable for an instructor—my keen detective instincts suspect that a teacher might keep valuable lesson plans and grades stored on that laptop.
So here we are at last, it is time to solve our mystery and unmask the culprit of who stole your laptops: IT WAS YOU! You stole your own laptop and you’ve been giving me misleading testimony this whole time! No, wait, that was The Ususal Suspects. Ugh, alright, I quit. You should’ve just been using Adeona the whole time. –NICK YINGLING
Adeona
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